So I was looking for something kinda fancy to wear to my sister's wedding/half marathon shindig. After I had procured all the fireworks for the affair, the spleen splitters, whiskey biscuits, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, nipsy daisers and a single whistling kitty chaser, I set about looking for the perfect outfit. Little did I know that I was about to have my life changed forever. I came across this shirt (and jorts to match) and it was as if the heavens opened and a choir of angels started singing sweet home Alabama! I knew this glorious garment would not only look amazing on me as the best man, but would help me set a personal best in the half marathon. I was not disappointed on either front.
I cannot recommend this singlet enough but be forewarned, you will be the toast of the event and have to ward off all eligible bachelorettes who are unable to fight the urge to come say hello to you because of how devastatingly handsome this shirt will make you appear.